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Drew - Via Twitter
Oh snap, I just got #Catfished ...I just caught a catfish, held it in my hands, it wasnt the fish I met online, then it fake died of cancer.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Like smoking filter-less cigarettes " @griessk @ExtraGrumpyCat: Don’t smoke cigarettes; there are cooler ways to die."
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Drew - Via Twitter
I cant get the jingle from the Activia Yogurt commercial out of my head...I guess Jamie Lee Curtis’s colon really speaks to me #LoveHerFarts
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Drew - Via Twitter
I like to play #Solitaire 4 or 5 times a day. Cards? What are cards? Wait, are we still talking about #Masturbation ?
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Drew - Via Twitter
In Detroit its just called City Park "@griessk: I went to the public shooting park today, talk about exciting! #thosegunsareillegal"
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@griessk An old Iowa truck driver named Mrs. Davis. Fun Fact: She put her fingers in my mouth more than once #BabyTeeth
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Drew - Via Twitter
Look, jokes about STDs aren’t funny. Just ask all 32 of my ex-girlfriends. #ThisIsMyWayOfTellingYouAllYouHaveSyphilis
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Drew - Via Twitter
Id say theyve gotten much sexier "@HeatherDawn9810:Either highschool boys have gotten uglier.or I had horrible taste when I was in highshool
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Drew - Via Twitter
This #Sexting fad has gotten out of control. Long story short I had to block my moms texts on my phone.
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Drew - Via Twitter
Thinking about getting a #FaceTattoo, narrowed it down to 2 choices: American Bald Eagle or my 2nd grade teachers face. Thoughts?
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Drew - Via Twitter
Look, Im as flexible as the next guy, but these #kegel exercises are killing my vagina. #ThatMakesSense
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Im now going 2 attempt to use the word "Wholesome" in a sentence: I have a #wholesome ppl like to stick their fingers in...its my butt hole.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I like my coffee like I like my women...with no penis. Wait, I said that wrong...I like penis. #ThatsBetter
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Drew - Via Twitter
I swear to god, if 1 more of these 5th graders calls me a perve Im going to quit offering them horsey rides on my lap #IHaveCandyInTheVan
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Garrett - Via Twitter
I have been contractually obligated to say: If you like things, or stuff, you should follow @askdrewnow on Twitter #adn
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Drew - Via Twitter
Everytime I see a beautiful sunset I think 2 myself "Wow, I really wish this herpes outbreak would clear up" #SeeWhatIDidThere #HerpesSunset
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Drew - Via Twitter
Does anyone know how to get parmesan cheese out of pubic hair? And don’t say shower because thats just gross. #ItalianSausage
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My taxes went up so much I had to cut back on my Salted Nut Roll and Cat Food budget. THANKS OBAMA! #IHaveNoCat
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Drew - Via Twitter
Just thought of a new party game called "Dont Touch The Dildo" All u need r friends, a cattle prod, a gallon of sour cream and 3 to 7 dildos
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If anyone knows of a job thats fun, pays well, and requires the applicant be a raging alcoholic please let me know #ICanAlsoUseATypewriter
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